i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
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When you realize that your teacher is absent
(Source: charliedahmer)
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morning:
no
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afternoon:
no
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evening:
no
Dear Girls,
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Cinderella lost her slipper, not her virginity. You don't need to have sex to find your prince.
even on the internet, where you could pretend to be anyone you want, some people still choose to be unpleasant shitbags
(Source: tumboy)
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me:
yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
Internet IRL
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
THIS IS GLORIOUS OH MY GOD
(Source: chibigordonramsay)
